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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:51

Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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