What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Still no good.

What do you think of Hegseth calling The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, "a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes” after team Trump texted him their top-secret war plans on Yemen?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

No way

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

What is the best time for conception?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Necessitatibus magni nemo ut voluptatem dolore natus.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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